Hershey's Kisses: The new candy cane

(My Weekly Rant)

On a regular halloween, one the most frequently found candy is candy cane. Although this concoction of strange solids and liquids is sweet, but it is one the most annoying candies in the world. Accoeding to a famous historian (well he really is a comedian) "All the candy cane in the world was made back in 1903, and they have been collecting and recycling all the leftovers ever since" ( I apologize to the candy cane lovers). It seems though, that in the last few years the fervor that was candy cane has been drawing less and less attention (which explains the ever increasing bags of this heinous candy in the aisles of the supermarket).

A new power rises in the west as Hershey's, the evil corporation ( i firmly believe that they are behind the enslavement of the Umpa Lumpa, and the mysterious Willy Wonka), supports the Hershey's Kiss takeover of the world candy market. Everywhere the dome shaped candy sweet, tasty and hard to refuse candy is found. It won't be long now, soon the Hershey candy company will take over the civilised world.